20 June 2001 - Chris G'day well I have found a new place to put this site. So I will be moving there slowly I guess. So go to my new site cause homestead sucks big phat dicks. - New Site - |
19 June 2001 - Chris Today was goodo Joe, whata ya know. Started off with me waking up, looking at my rugrats watch, thinking it was 1:45pm and freaking cause I wanted to watch bands play at 12. I then figured out that the stupid watch was a bit fucked and it actually was 10:45am. Ah such fun. So the bands that played were super good. Punk rock really kicks my ass. Schree-che gives me a woody. It's all love. Funniest thing at the concert thing, "I can't jump cause of you know. Cause of your boobies? Yeah". So props to those two bands for being cool. Props to all the cool people there who did stuff, even though I didn't do much, at least I did some. Next time they better play the monkey song. So after all that goodness, and not being kicked out of school, we just hung out with crazy people. Who made me laugh a lot. Even though most of the time they were making fun of me. So thanks for a crazy afternoon peoples. It was super cool. Highlights were the crazy lady throwing bananas at a car. That was just plain mental. Sarah swallowing all the sherbet in my ice cream cone, and then falling out of the car. I got my watch fixed, well not fixed I just didn't know how to change the date and stuff, cause they didn't give the instruction booklet, not cause I'm dumb you bastards. I could have sworn the watch lady was hitting on me. She so was I tell you. David was coming up with the best lines; 'I need you to fix my watch so I know what time to pick you up tonight'. So props to Abe, David, Sarah and Rhiannon for a cool afternoon. Thanks Christina for an excellent night. My day was all good. Except I wanted to make a spaghetti Toasted sandwich tonight, but no spaghetti. So I was going to settle with ham and cheese, but we only have that crazy holy cheese. So I had to have some weird ass toasted sandwiches. I applied for my student loan today, woohoo here comes the poorness. A day is never a waste, if you're wasted all day. - SOAD. |
18 June 2001 - Chris Sup jigity. Well today I made a forum. So go there and write stuff, cause well I have no idea why just go do it. So I can see if people actually read this page. I don't real care what you write, anything will do. Well yesterday was such a 'couple' day. It was a good as day though. We went to that crazy Sullivans Lake, which isn't really a lake. There we fed the ducks, swans and other crazy birds. Then we went to Kohi Point and looked at the view, oh how nice, then we went for a drive. Such a couple day. Oh well it was still cool. Thank you Christina for spending such a lovely day with me. I watched this crazy show on TV3 last night. Telling me that all these things I thought were scientific fact, are actually only theories. Like we are taught that dinosaurs existed 65 million years ago. This may not be true. The way they date things, could be all wrong and stuff. Which I thought, was crazy. Because if this is only just theories, then what else have I been force taught in school to believe is fact is only just a theory and may be false. Check out Nexus for more crazy stuff like this. I don't know if I want to, makes me think too much. Props to Pam, cause she talks to me during my boring unemployed days, and thinks that the word props is cool. I think I won a prize on abe:net because I knew what Props meant. I bought the new Staind album today. Pity in about a month its going to be pop music or something. Sup Canadian people, I haven't heard form you people in awhile so like diss me in the forum or something. |
17 June 2001 - Chris I had a good weekend. See I told you people I would. Friday was all good fun. Thanks to everyone who came to my house. I had a good time, and some good crazy talks about crazy stuff. No one broke shit or anything like that, which was another bonus. Thanks Abe for clearing stuff up and having cool talks, Philly and Sarah for having girly talks and letting me listen. Shane, for living at my house all weekend, its all good. David it was good to do stuff aye, better than sitting at home by yourself. Blair sorry you can't come to Auckland man, that sucks dick. Mike, Shane Jones and Nathan, cheers for coming it was all good and all fun, good old crazy conversations about the cops and weed. Christina for being there, not letting me read magazines because I would make them dirty. I saw some crazy demonstrators on TV. They were anti-capitalists, demonstrating against the European union I think. I would be anti-capitalist, but their food tastes so good or something. Sup Luke pity you couldn't make it in the weekend. Sucks that you're working this weekend as well. Missing out on (hed) that's no good. So I'm off to see (hed) play at the PowerStation on Friday. Thanks to Abe for drawing me a map. Anarchy: Any form of societal organization without a ruler or other form of centralized, coercive control. I can't really see how it would work really. People need direction and leadership don't they. That's what's been beaten into me ever since I was born. How could all these people be wrong? Hopefully someone out there knows about this kind of stuff and would want to argue this with me. Or post a rant about how Anarchy would work. That would be cool. It would give me something to do anyway, having to try and respond intelligently. Well the weekend was fun. Hopefully this week is fun. David wants it to be fun. No boring weeks I say. I'm pretty keen for that. Well its all love. I hope everyone is happy. Cause I'm happy these days. Woo go happiness. Oh and sup Rachel! Whats a luxury beginning with V? |
14 June 2001 - Chris Well today was pretty exciting. I got stood up for lunch. Saw lots of people today, which was all good, people are cool. I got a letter from Waikato saying I have been accepted to study there or whatever. I went over to Tauranga for hockey practise and played on their crazy floor, which is slippery as a bitch but it should be ok. Chris's achievement of the day; driving all the way down the Matata straight with no hands. Lunch was still dope though. I got to eat with Christina, which is always good. Maybe one day the person who stood me up will explain themselves. So seeing as it looks like there's nothing on tomorrow night, its drinks at Chris's it seems, so if you know me and think I'm cool you can come, or even if you don't think I'm cool. Well pretty much just ask first cause there's not much room. So I saw today that Staind's new album is Number 1 for the second week in a row. This is really cool, but sorta gay at the same time. It's cool because, well they're number one and I like them. They deserve to be there and all that. The reason it sucks, is because now all the Gaylord faggots who were all Staind? Who the fuck is Staind? They must suck I've never heard of them cause they're not top 40 bullshit. Well now they are top 40 so those people will be all "yeah I've listened to Staind forever. So what was their first Album called? ummm Break the cycle? No that's their latest album you fat fuckin, donkey raping, bohemian fuckface. So that part of it sucks. I'm still stoked that they are number one though. Abe only does stuff for me because he feels like he owes me? What's that all about? Have I done something bad? Apparently people think I'm a dick because I invited someone to lunch. Oh my fuckin god, I invited someone to lunch, I must be a bad person. Well I'm looking forward to the weekend hopefully it'll be a lot of fun. I can pretty much tell already that it will be. |
11 June 2001 - Chris Ok so it's really the 12 of June, but I haven't slept yet so it doesn't count. So my day was pretty cool today. Which is super good by me. Tomorrow should be very cool also. Or do I mean today? Damn I'm confusing myself. So anyways, I hung out with David today, and well that was cool because it's David. I listened to Vfm for the first time in my life today. It was pretty crazy. I saw Christina today, which as always was good as all hell. I didn't eat much today which was sorta gay, but I didn't really notice that I hadn't eaten really until other people ate stuff. I hung out with Abe and David while Abe did his show, which was cool. I liked it so thanks to Abe for letting me hang out at your show thing. Thanks to David for yeah well I dunno yeah hanging out with me. Thanks to David's mom for inviting me to dinner even though I turned down her dinner, which sounded so damn tasty. Thanks to all the people who emailed me tonight. All Canadians. I went and checked my email and I got like 7 and I was all "these will be stupid gay Spam mail", and Then they were mostly from people and telling me that people signed my book. The people that signed didn't tell me I sucked. Which was cool by me. Tell me how much I don't suck all you want if you feel that way. So anyways I couldn't go to Internet sites outside of New Zealand this afternoon, because wave had a Denial of Service attack or something. I never really noticed how many sites I visit are all outside of NZ, even though NZ people write on them? Crazy I say. Well apparently people are playing music at lunchtime tomorrow. So I might check that out and if they're not I'll just reminisce about the good old days at school. I'm going to put a big phat list of links down the side somewhere, so when your bored you can go to all the crap places on the net that I go to. So if you want me to put up your site, or some cool site you should tell me. Then I will. Secret messages are the best; I hope you found them. We were talking about teleportation today. Apparently anything made up of atoms can be transported right. So that means that air can be transported since it's made up of atoms. Now if you transport something away then what's left in its place? Absolute nothingness. Would that suck everything into it? Or just make a slight breeze while the air around it fills it up. As for the place where the stuff was transported to the air there would have to be pushed out of the way. So I'm confused. We had a big talk about this at the radio station. It might have made more sense to me at the radio station though. Go email everyone send me email. So I downloaded some Dead Prez songs, because they were on the Loud Rocks album with Static-X singing its bigger than hip-hop, its a cool song you should get it. So anyway (I was going to write anyways but Christina tells me that its not a real word) I listen to some others and I thought they were also pretty cool, Assassination, mind sex, original its bigger than hip-hop, Then I download like more, forget about them for a couple of days because my mind does that to me. Then today I listen and figure out that they're like a black activist group, I thought that was pretty crazy, heres me some skinny ass white boy In WHK, New Zealand, listening to a black activist band singing about how much oppression they get as black people and I like the songs. Oh what a crazy world I live in. Time to go to bed I feel. Goodnight everyone. I hope you have a good as day after you read this. Especially all the people who are now going to email me. All none of you I bet. I agree with what KT said in the guestbook if you don't like my page don't read it. I never claimed my page was original I don't even try to make it original that would be too much like hard work. |
10 June 2001 - Chris It's my mom's birthday. Everyone say 'happy birthday' to my mom. I forgot to give her my present; it's in my room though so I did actually get her one. I love you mom. If you don't like me and want to tell me, go tell me now in the guest book it seems like the new trend. Cheers Sam Busby, you're too cool. I hope everyone agrees with him because otherwise he would be wrong. Well I didn't get drunk all weekend. Probably would have fucked me up or something. Well props to everyone I saw in the weekend. You're all cool pretty much. Because I have much love for everyone today. Everyone should be happy, cause being happy kicks ass, I hung out with my parents today and I'm proud of it. I don't do it, much which is probably why its cool but I get to catch up on heaps of stuff. I'm also happy because a long time ago when I was 15 I did something that pretty much fucked over my parents. Now they're getting stuff back for what I did hopefully. Which I think is just to cool. I'm now going to answer Abe's question that he asked on his page. In this bummy-lifestyle that we love so much, do you ever get that feeling on a sunday that it's over? like when it's the last sunday before the holidays end and you know you have to go to school on monday, do you ever get that feeling sometimes? No I can't say I do. I think its because I have the feeling that someday soon I'm going to have to do something. So I'm going to make the most of my time that I don't have to do anything with. Because once I start doing stuff I will want it back so so bad. I had a family dinner tonight. It was real good, got to see my brother and his Girlfriend, again, which is always good. So thanks to my parents for buying us a nice dinner. Colorado won the cup. That's good, the team I wanted to win, finally did in the end. People always tell me about their dreams, which is cool. But I feel like I'm missing out on something. I can never remember my dreams like in story form like people seem to be able to do. I remember bits and pieces of them. Never the whole thing, because my dreams always seem to morph into something completely different all the time. I wrote an email to Christina's parents tonight as well. That should be crazy if they reply. If its funny I'll tell you people about it. So go on feel free to diss me in my guest book, if you don;t like me, I'm not going to delete any of them like I could. I'm glad I'm so appreciated; if I get enough of them I'll stop writing this seeing as you think its crap. Hypo girls are hot. Oh yeah I undid a bra in like under a minute I reckon. I'm the best, and it wasn't even my mom's. Thanks Nana. Strangest thing I found out today is that someone found my page by searching for piss+drinking+fuckers. What the fuck is that all about. There be some crazy people out there. Homestead is down again which is gay. Well it is the next day, but oh well whatcha gonna do. Christina's parents wrote back to me and they seem real nice, which was good. So hows it all you Canadian peoples? I so want some North American food round about now. |
6 June 2001 - Chris How about some hardcore? Stupid songs that get stuck in my head. Well Canadians are funny. One of them offered to show me pictures of his penis so I could decide if it was big. Of course I'm not going to look at them that could mean I was gay or something. I'll get my mom to tell me if it's big. Well I feel very cultured and civilised today. I went to a music thing. I watched people play classical musical things. Stupid Hotmail is down, which might suck but it might not cause I probably don't have any email. So yeah on top of the music, I also went out for lunch, to a flash place, which wasn't fast food. I mean me and not fast food. It's almost unbelievable. I wrote on DHM today. What I wrote about seemed to confuse people. I do not really condone genetic engineering. I was just using it as an example to emphasis my point. I write the articles with Gumbi next to them in case you didn't know. If anyone has some mad phat skills at making cool graphical stuff, make me some stuff for my site. Because well it's pretty lame and dull and unexciting I do admit that. I have another question about Canadia for you. Is it true that all Canadian girls have large breasts? Because of the cold so they need to keep warm. In my experience so far it's true. If you feel like proving this to me, pictures of your breasts will be most welcome for me to ummm examine. It's only looking right. Because I'm a happily taken man you see. If you could make a new letter to add to the alphabet what would it be? And what noise would it make? That's one of the craziest questions I've ever been asked, props to Mike. I think I've been saving money, which is really cool, and I get paid tomorrow. I might have enough money for a hooker. Not that I'd buy a hooker, I'd just have enough money for one. Don't you hate it when you forget to shave? But what's even worse is just when you forget to shave just a certain part of your face, good thing I don't have manly facial hair growth like Shane or people might have noticed. Have you ever really thought about the point of sports? Put the thing in the thing. Usually, or those other freaky ones where yeah well work it out for yourselves. |
so long. I think it's going to be hard readjusting to having to write properly at uni. I mean look at this page, no paragraphs and its syntactically incorrect I'm pretty sure. I have a question for all the Canadians who read this page; is it true that you all have small penises? Because of permanent shrinkage? Do you people find that the shower is a great place to think and relax? I have the best thoughts in the shower, all relaxed, not stressing me out thoughts. For those people who want to know what a day in the life of Chris feels like, I wake up at 11:45am. Watch the Stanley cup finals game number 5. Do my laundry, shower, talk to a hot chick on the phone, watch Dragon Ball Z. Just sit around and stuff for a while. Go hang out with a hot chick and watch survivor lose bets but losing still makes me happy. Eat dinner at about 9pm then come on here and watch TV. Such a fun day. I need someone to teach me how to undo a bra strap without looking at it in under one minute. It takes me about no minutes at the moment cause I take so long people get pissed off and do it themselves. I've been practising on my blow up doll at home. I reckon that by the time I'm 24 I would have kissed a girl. Maybe even slipped the tongue. So you have until I'm 24 to teach me the bra strap thing, maybe even longer, I reckon by then I'll be getting some. Even if I have to pay for it. Yeah WINZ they suck. They gave some lady a 1-cent training allowance. How fucked up is that? Remember people that what goes around comes around, so if your trying to be an individual but make fun of those people that you perceive as normal just because of their outside appearance. They will also judge you on your outside appearance. David is coming home this weekend, I'm looking forward to that, go David, butter chicken, drunkenness, bowling and snowboarding. Christina, I'd bang her. (sorry Abe for stealing that idea). If anyone wants to write an update for me feel free. I'll put it up, pretty much in whatever state its in unless it makes fun of my mom. |
4 June 2001 - Chris Well I wasn't going to update today. Boredom however has got the best of me. Most of you have noticed that i dont really update on the weekends. So now I might start a new thing called come over and update for me then make fun of me. Seems to be going great so far. Thanks to Shane, Mike and Christina for updating for me. Its all love. The weekend was good. Thanks Shane for having cool stuff at your house. I had good times, got drunk, BMSS and all that aye shane. Stupid drinking 8 different kinds of alcohol in one night I blame it all on that. There was only one bad point to the night and I'm not going to talk about it. People who do stuff behind my back, suck. Hello to Christina's friends who might come read this page from Canadia. Yes I know that you spell it Canada, but whatcha gonna do. I just realised that I had one thing to do last week, and I still managed to not do it. Good old being unemployed and still not having time to do stuff. Well I saw my brother and hes still cool. Rotorua is funny, and I laughed alot in the sushi place, wow yes I ate sushi. I'm cultured and civilised and dont just eat BK. Well I was told by people that have knowen me since I was 13 that I have not changed drasticly like someone said I had. So that was a relief. I thought somehow i had become a completly different person without me knowing it. Oh yeah a BIG thank you to Rachel for taking me out that Sunday night. You know the one. Those coffee magnum things taste like good. Hi mom. I dont hug my mom enough. I can spell mom however I want. Herb Alpert is cool, everyone should go listen to one of his songs right now. |
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4 June 2001 - Christina Hello all of Chris's friends, this is Christina and I get to update Chris's page today cause he said that he's too lazy to do it which sounds about right to me. Um, nothing much all that exciting has happened lately. We went to Shane's house on saturday night and heard his band play and I was very very impressed, I send a great big way to go to them for being so cool! The music was hip, the make-up a nice touch, props especially to the bass player for scaring the shit out of me! Chris probably doesn't want me to tell all of you this but he drank way too much of his fancy pancy duty free liquor that he lit on fire and got sick in his front yard when we got home. (We went home at 11:00 cause he was too wasted to stay awake) I on the other hand hold my substances very well and was just fine and had to take care of the poor bastard who I must comment was still drunk when he woke me up at 4:00 am to get a drink of water. Oh well, at least I had something to make fun of him about all weekend. I'm giving a five dollar award to anyone who has any information leading to the discovery of my missing spiked collar which Luke lost but does not have and Sam did not steal. I've had that thing for 4 years and they're really hard to find and pricy to boot and well, Chris said he's gonna replace it for me but we all know he's too broke to do that so I may be shit out of luck. Chris likes to bitch on the page about me telling him not to copy Cd's cause I think it's wrong but I want you all to know that I just let him copy my Hed (pe) cd cause his got stolen, props to Chris for copying my tool cd without telling me and then feeling guilty and telling me and not keeping it cause he knew if I'd found out myself I would have kicked his ass! Thanks dear. Um, I'm kinda worried writing this that Chris's friends who have known him way longer than me are gonna read this and then not like me so I'm blaming all of my annoying character traits on being Canadian and not me - yes, I'm from Canada and Canada is cool but so is New Zealand. Thanks to everyone I've met for being so nice to me, well, almost everyone, but I'm getting over it and a special thanks to Chris for saving me from my old lady and letting me stay at his house on the weekends and to his mom and dad for at least pretending to like me. I'm not sure what else I have to say, we watched Charlie's Angels last night, yay for them for putting KoRn on the soundtrack and to Drew Barrymore for being hot and Cameron Diaz for dancing so damn cute and even though the movie wasn't that amazing it was still good. Yum for Magnum Coffee Breaks and Burger King that I really shouldn't eat but can't resist. Yay to Oprah and Sally and Ricky Lake for coming on T.V. in New Zealand and Big Brother for reminding me of watching the american version with my mom at home and for monday night t.v. in general. Okay, i'm done I think, Oh, and yay for me for being 18 and able to go to the Hed (pe) concert with Chris. That's all for now, nice talkin at all y'all. Buh Bye! |
4 June 2001 - Chris Well I wasn't going to update today. Boredom however has got the best of me. Most of you have noticed that i dont really update on the weekends. So now I might start a new thing called come over and update for me then make fun of me. Seems to be going great so far. Thanks to Shane, Mike and Christina for updating for me. Its all love. The weekend was good. Thanks Shane for having cool stuff at your house. I had good times, got drunk, BMSS and all that aye shane. Stupid drinking 8 different kinds of alcohol in one night I blame it all on that. There was only one bad point to the night and I'm not going to talk about it. People who do stuff behind my back, suck. Hello to Christina's friends who might come read this page from Canadia. Yes I know that you spell it Canada, but whatcha gonna do. I just realised that I had one thing to do last week, and I still managed to not do it. Good old being unemployed and still not having time to do stuff. Well I saw my brother and hes still cool. Rotorua is funny, and I laughed alot in the sushi place, wow yes I ate sushi. I'm cultured and civilised and dont just eat BK. Well I was told by people that have knowen me since I was 13 that I have not changed drasticly like someone said I had. So that was a relief. I thought somehow i had become a completly different person without me knowing it. Oh yeah a BIG thank you to Rachel for taking me out that Sunday night. You know the one. Those coffee magnum things taste like good. Hi mom. I dont hug my mom enough. I can spell mom however I want. Herb Alpert is cool, everyone should go listen to one of his songs right now. |
5 June 2001 - Chris |
Well it looks like my freedom will be coming to an end on the 16th of July. Gaylord fucking gay ass mutha fucking piece of uncle fucking shit. I just wrote a big as update and then my computer crashed and I hadn't saved it. Bitches. Jason Gunns tinny house. That's a place I want to go. I got told my page pisses someone off, I asked why and got no answer, so that's no help. If you don't tell me why it pisses you off then its just going to keep pissing you off isn't it. I applied for University today. I did it the new-age flash way, on the Internet. You know save a tree and all that. Except I didn't save a tree, because I still have the forms they're just harder to fill out. I have to write with a pen, which is hard after not writing for |
so long. I think it's going to be hard readjusting to having to write properly at uni. I mean look at this page, no paragraphs and its syntactically incorrect I'm pretty sure. I have a question for all the Canadians who read this page; is it true that you all have small penises? Because of permanent shrinkage? Do you people find that the shower is a great place to think and relax? I have the best thoughts in the shower, all relaxed, not stressing me out thoughts. For those people who want to know what a day in the life of Chris feels like, I wake up at 11:45am. Watch the Stanley cup finals game number 5. Do my laundry, shower, talk to a hot chick on the phone, watch Dragon Ball Z. Just sit around and stuff for a while. Go hang out with a hot chick and watch survivor lose bets but losing still makes me happy. Eat dinner at about 9pm then come on here and watch TV. Such a fun day. I need someone to teach me how to undo a bra strap without looking at it in under one minute. It takes me about no minutes at the moment cause I take so long people get pissed off and do it themselves. I've been practising on my blow up doll at home. I reckon that by the time I'm 24 I would have kissed a girl. Maybe even slipped the tongue. So you have until I'm 24 to teach me the bra strap thing, maybe even longer, I reckon by then I'll be getting some. Even if I have to pay for it. Yeah WINZ they suck. They gave some lady a 1-cent training allowance. How fucked up is that? Remember people that what goes around comes around, so if your trying to be an individual but make fun of those people that you perceive as normal just because of their outside appearance. They will also judge you on your outside appearance. David is coming home this weekend, I'm looking forward to that, go David, butter chicken, drunkenness, bowling and snowboarding. Christina, I'd bang her. (sorry Abe for stealing that idea). If anyone wants to write an update for me feel free. I'll put it up, pretty much in whatever state its in unless it makes fun of my mom. |
6 June 2001 - Chris How about some hardcore? Stupid songs that get stuck in my head. Well Canadians are funny. One of them offered to show me pictures of his penis so I could decide if it was big. Of course I'm not going to look at them that could mean I was gay or something. I'll get my mom to tell me if it's big. Well I feel very cultured and civilised today. I went to a music thing. I watched people play classical musical things. Stupid Hotmail is down, which might suck but it might not cause I probably don't have any email. So yeah on top of the music, I also went out for lunch, to a flash place, which wasn't fast food. I mean me and not fast food. It's almost unbelievable. I wrote on DHM today. What I wrote about seemed to confuse people. I do not really condone genetic engineering. I was just using it as an example to emphasis my point. I write the articles with Gumbi next to them in case you didn't know. If anyone has some mad phat skills at making cool graphical stuff, make me some stuff for my site. Because well it's pretty lame and dull and unexciting I do admit that. I have another question about Canadia for you. Is it true that all Canadian girls have large breasts? Because of the cold so they need to keep warm. In my experience so far it's true. If you feel like proving this to me, pictures of your breasts will be most welcome for me to ummm examine. It's only looking right. Because I'm a happily taken man you see. If you could make a new letter to add to the alphabet what would it be? And what noise would it make? That's one of the craziest questions I've ever been asked, props to Mike. I think I've been saving money, which is really cool, and I get paid tomorrow. I might have enough money for a hooker. Not that I'd buy a hooker, I'd just have enough money for one. Don't you hate it when you forget to shave? But what's even worse is just when you forget to shave just a certain part of your face, good thing I don't have manly facial hair growth like Shane or people might have noticed. Have you ever really thought about the point of sports? Put the thing in the thing. Usually, or those other freaky ones where yeah well work it out for yourselves. |
7 June 2001 - Chris Crazy, my dick is bigger than yours! I went and saw that Moulin Rouge (I hope I can spell) movie tonight. It was pretty cool. I didn't really like the ending, it was all girly and stuff. Christina made herself cry. I got my letter allowing me to register to vote. I'm all old and responsible so I get to vote. One more vote for the greens, or the LCP party. I haven't decided yet. Someone should fund me to get an amp in my car. SO I can put a sub in and make it sound really cool, for like two weeks, then it'll get stolen. Has anyone noticed how at all the houses that sell weed, they have Sky Satellite. So I think I blame Sky for the drug problem, these people need money to watch TV. So they turn to drugs to fund their TV addiction. Well today was pretty cool. Just hanging out, finding out that if I was a woman I would have a drinking problem. Thanks Oprah. Had Kraft dinner, mmmmm thanks Christina and thank North American food. The stupid road worker people suck for always closing that road that I need to use. I always turn to go up there and its closed, it pisses me off to a great extent. Props to Janine and Emma for hanging out with me and I hope you feel better soon Janine. I found my phone, it keeps falling out of my pocket and I guess it bounces to funny places in my car. Someone asked a question about Canadians in the guest book so here it is Mike Whitney - Wednesday, 6/6/01, 10:28 PM Another Canadian Question... Since Chris seems to be facinated with Canada, and its coldness, and he's been talking of the things your body does when its cold. Is it true Candiens grow more hair to keep them warm? Girls and Boys that is. Maybe that lady on the NADS commercial is Canadien? Heh... [No offence to Canadiens intended] Well I still don't really have any plans for the weekend, so people feel free to invite me to stuff any day now. Or else I'm just going to have to find my own fun, and quite frankly I suck at that. At the moment I want; turntables; an amp; money so I can buy people stuff, I feel so cheap; to have my future like planned out, like to have had the uni accept me, and to have found a house in Hams. I'm finally starting to eat my last Easter egg. Yes I know that it's June and Easter was in April. I think I'm going to try spiking my hair with gelatine. I hope it works, should be fun trying anyways. |
8 June 2001 - Chris Well seeing as I will hopefully be doing stuff tonight, I decided to update now. It'll give David something to do anyways, wussup David. So I'm just sitting around watching Dragon Ball Z yes I know I'm a geek. So I hung out with Christina at lunch today, which was cool cause she was looking super hot. Then I watched the rest of the hockey game, good old Going into Game 7. That made me real happy. Then I had to go talk on the phone and say dumb stuff and be a dick. So boo for me. I'm sorry and I'll try to make it up to you somehow. It's not good when you have no idea what to say or how to make someone happier. I was just trying to figure out how I'm going to survive at Uni. I'm not too sure how I'm going to do it really. By my calculations after paying for everything I need to pay for I'll have exactly $10 for other expenses, such as alcohol, doctors, fast food, power, water. Damn I am so so screwed; I might need to get another loan, which would suck ass. Props to Crazy J for sending me cool emails. I haven't had any amazing revelations today so I can't talk about them. Also its really obvious when people are trying extra especially hard to be nice to you. It seems oh so fake. If you don't like me, say it. Don't make us all kid ourselves. Well I hope everyone has a goodnight and stuff, especially, Janine, Rachel and Christina. |
10 June 2001 - Chris It's my mom's birthday. Everyone say 'happy birthday' to my mom. I forgot to give her my present; it's in my room though so I did actually get her one. I love you mom. If you don't like me and want to tell me, go tell me now in the guest book it seems like the new trend. Cheers Sam Busby, you're too cool. I hope everyone agrees with him because otherwise he would be wrong. Well I didn't get drunk all weekend. Probably would have fucked me up or something. Well props to everyone I saw in the weekend. You're all cool pretty much. Because I have much love for everyone today. Everyone should be happy, cause being happy kicks ass, I hung out with my parents today and I'm proud of it. I don't do it, much which is probably why its cool but I get to catch up on heaps of stuff. I'm also happy because a long time ago when I was 15 I did something that pretty much fucked over my parents. Now they're getting stuff back for what I did hopefully. Which I think is just to cool. I'm now going to answer Abe's question that he asked on his page. In this bummy-lifestyle that we love so much, do you ever get that feeling on a sunday that it's over? like when it's the last sunday before the holidays end and you know you have to go to school on monday, do you ever get that feeling sometimes? No I can't say I do. I think its because I have the feeling that someday soon I'm going to have to do something. So I'm going to make the most of my time that I don't have to do anything with. Because once I start doing stuff I will want it back so so bad. I had a family dinner tonight. It was real good, got to see my brother and his Girlfriend, again, which is always good. So thanks to my parents for buying us a nice dinner. Colorado won the cup. That's good, the team I wanted to win, finally did in the end. People always tell me about their dreams, which is cool. But I feel like I'm missing out on something. I can never remember my dreams like in story form like people seem to be able to do. I remember bits and pieces of them. Never the whole thing, because my dreams always seem to morph into something completely different all the time. I wrote an email to Christina's parents tonight as well. That should be crazy if they reply. If its funny I'll tell you people about it. So go on feel free to diss me in my guest book, if you don;t like me, I'm not going to delete any of them like I could. I'm glad I'm so appreciated; if I get enough of them I'll stop writing this seeing as you think its crap. Hypo girls are hot. Oh yeah I undid a bra in like under a minute I reckon. I'm the best, and it wasn't even my mom's. Thanks Nana. Strangest thing I found out today is that someone found my page by searching for piss+drinking+fuckers. What the fuck is that all about. There be some crazy people out there. Homestead is down again which is gay. Well it is the next day, but oh well whatcha gonna do. Christina's parents wrote back to me and they seem real nice, which was good. So hows it all you Canadian peoples? I so want some North American food round about now. |
11 June 2001 - Chris Ok so it's really the 12 of June, but I haven't slept yet so it doesn't count. So my day was pretty cool today. Which is super good by me. Tomorrow should be very cool also. Or do I mean today? Damn I'm confusing myself. So anyways, I hung out with David today, and well that was cool because it's David. I listened to Vfm for the first time in my life today. It was pretty crazy. I saw Christina today, which as always was good as all hell. I didn't eat much today which was sorta gay, but I didn't really notice that I hadn't eaten really until other people ate stuff. I hung out with Abe and David while Abe did his show, which was cool. I liked it so thanks to Abe for letting me hang out at your show thing. Thanks to David for yeah well I dunno yeah hanging out with me. Thanks to David's mom for inviting me to dinner even though I turned down her dinner, which sounded so damn tasty. Thanks to all the people who emailed me tonight. All Canadians. I went and checked my email and I got like 7 and I was all "these will be stupid gay Spam mail", and Then they were mostly from people and telling me that people signed my book. The people that signed didn't tell me I sucked. Which was cool by me. Tell me how much I don't suck all you want if you feel that way. So anyways I couldn't go to Internet sites outside of New Zealand this afternoon, because wave had a Denial of Service attack or something. I never really noticed how many sites I visit are all outside of NZ, even though NZ people write on them? Crazy I say. Well apparently people are playing music at lunchtime tomorrow. So I might check that out and if they're not I'll just reminisce about the good old days at school. I'm going to put a big phat list of links down the side somewhere, so when your bored you can go to all the crap places on the net that I go to. So if you want me to put up your site, or some cool site you should tell me. Then I will. Secret messages are the best; I hope you found them. We were talking about teleportation today. Apparently anything made up of atoms can be transported right. So that means that air can be transported since it's made up of atoms. Now if you transport something away then what's left in its place? Absolute nothingness. Would that suck everything into it? Or just make a slight breeze while the air around it fills it up. As for the place where the stuff was transported to the air there would have to be pushed out of the way. So I'm confused. We had a big talk about this at the radio station. It might have made more sense to me at the radio station though. Go email everyone send me email. So I downloaded some Dead Prez songs, because they were on the Loud Rocks album with Static-X singing its bigger than hip-hop, its a cool song you should get it. So anyway (I was going to write anyways but Christina tells me that its not a real word) I listen to some others and I thought they were also pretty cool, Assassination, mind sex, original its bigger than hip-hop, Then I download like more, forget about them for a couple of days because my mind does that to me. Then today I listen and figure out that they're like a black activist group, I thought that was pretty crazy, heres me some skinny ass white boy In WHK, New Zealand, listening to a black activist band singing about how much oppression they get as black people and I like the songs. Oh what a crazy world I live in. Time to go to bed I feel. Goodnight everyone. I hope you have a good as day after you read this. Especially all the people who are now going to email me. All none of you I bet. I agree with what KT said in the guestbook if you don't like my page don't read it. I never claimed my page was original I don't even try to make it original that would be too much like hard work. |
13 June 2001 - Chris Well my site is finally back up. Which I guess is good. I hung out with David today for a while, we got cheap McChickens, which was good. Watched videos of Havoc, I had forgotten just how damn funny Havoc is. The bit on disabled parking was just so damn funny. Free the West Memphis 3. Its all crazy if you read about it. 3 guys convicted of murder pretty much because they were different. That's how fucked up stuff is these days. I'd like to thank Christina for cooking me dinner and everything. It was so damn good. Sarah got a computer today, yay for that, not she can be a computer geek like the rest of us. Teddy bears are cool for so many reasons. I bought flowers today, I felt really out of place in the flower store, and the store people I'm pretty sure thought I was an idiot. Well what the fuck do you expect? Do you really think I'm going to know what I want from a flower store? Funniest thing that happened today; I was walking downtown with Christina and we see this van and it has these guys and they look like they're lowering a handicapped door thing or something. Then we walk up a little closer and realise that the door has fallen off the side of the van. Boy was that ever crazy. Its not everyday you see that kind of entertainment. Its cool when I just turn on Juice and there's a video I like, on right then. It happened this morning. Aaron Lewis and Fred Durst, doing that cool Staind Acoustic song. Fred Durst doesn't really do much, just sounds annoying by saying dumb shit. Just now I turned it on and Deftones - shut up and drive, was on. It's always good when stuff like that happens. I got told tonight, that I'm following in my brother's footsteps by fucking around with my life. It didn't worry me too much, because the person who told me is getting like a business degree in McDonalds. I am now going to speak in Spanish. Hola cada uno. Cómo es usted que hace todo hoy. Mi día va apenas grande a excepción de considerar un elefante el ser tope violado por un interno grande. El receptor de papel I realmente debe ser pimpin mis azadas y golpeando su momma tan I mejor esté apagado (des.) bien. 12 June 2001 - Chris Well stuff sucks. Homestead is gay. Abe is right and money is gay. Homestead has decided that they need more money and are going to start charging me money to have a site. I can't afford to pay money for my site. So I really need someone to host my site. That'd be real nice. The thing is I can't design sites really. That's why I'm on homestead, cause I suck at that kind of thing. So if someone has like space, and can hook me up with a site that has newspro or something on it so I don't need to know how to do stuff. It'd be real cool. Or like if you know someone who can help me out. Well my site has been down for ages, and is still down at the moment. Which is pretty gay so I have no clue when this post will go up. DHM is also down which is kind of weird, the two sites I write on and both of them are down. I downloaded crazy bagpipe music it's the best. Hey Rachie. So yeah that stuff kinda ruined my whole day. Which was going super good after hanging out with Abe and David all day, which was damn fun. Werd up to those two. Then well I hung out with Christina today as well. That was cool, except being me I said dumb shit, which wasn't good, but I think its all good now. Well seeing as I can't update right now I have no motivation to write really. The whole my site being shut down thing kinda bummed me out. If no one can help me out then my site will still be here, but it'll suck hardout. |
14 June 2001 - Chris Well today was pretty exciting. I got stood up for lunch. Saw lots of people today, which was all good, people are cool. I got a letter from Waikato saying I have been accepted to study there or whatever. I went over to Tauranga for hockey practise and played on their crazy floor, which is slippery as a bitch but it should be ok. Chris's achievement of the day; driving all the way down the Matata straight with no hands. Lunch was still dope though. I got to eat with Christina, which is always good. Maybe one day the person who stood me up will explain themselves. So seeing as it looks like there's nothing on tomorrow night, its drinks at Chris's it seems, so if you know me and think I'm cool you can come, or even if you don't think I'm cool. Well pretty much just ask first cause there's not much room. So I saw today that Staind's new album is Number 1 for the second week in a row. This is really cool, but sorta gay at the same time. It's cool because, well they're number one and I like them. They deserve to be there and all that. The reason it sucks, is because now all the Gaylord faggots who were all Staind? Who the fuck is Staind? They must suck I've never heard of them cause they're not top 40 bullshit. Well now they are top 40 so those people will be all "yeah I've listened to Staind forever. So what was their first Album called? ummm Break the cycle? No that's their latest album you fat fuckin, donkey raping, bohemian fuckface. So that part of it sucks. I'm still stoked that they are number one though. Abe only does stuff for me because he feels like he owes me? What's that all about? Have I done something bad? Apparently people think I'm a dick because I invited someone to lunch. Oh my fuckin god, I invited someone to lunch, I must be a bad person. Well I'm looking forward to the weekend hopefully it'll be a lot of fun. I can pretty much tell already that it will be. |
17 June 2001 - Chris I had a good weekend. See I told you people I would. Friday was all good fun. Thanks to everyone who came to my house. I had a good time, and some good crazy talks about crazy stuff. No one broke shit or anything like that, which was another bonus. Thanks Abe for clearing stuff up and having cool talks, Philly and Sarah for having girly talks and letting me listen. Shane, for living at my house all weekend, its all good. David it was good to do stuff aye, better than sitting at home by yourself. Blair sorry you can't come to Auckland man, that sucks dick. Mike, Shane Jones and Nathan, cheers for coming it was all good and all fun, good old crazy conversations about the cops and weed. Christina for being there, not letting me read magazines because I would make them dirty. I saw some crazy demonstrators on TV. They were anti-capitalists, demonstrating against the European union I think. I would be anti-capitalist, but their food tastes so good or something. Sup Luke pity you couldn't make it in the weekend. Sucks that you're working this weekend as well. Missing out on (hed) that's no good. So I'm off to see (hed) play at the PowerStation on Friday. Thanks to Abe for drawing me a map. Anarchy: Any form of societal organization without a ruler or other form of centralized, coercive control. I can't really see how it would work really. People need direction and leadership don't they. That's what's been beaten into me ever since I was born. How could all these people be wrong? Hopefully someone out there knows about this kind of stuff and would want to argue this with me. Or post a rant about how Anarchy would work. That would be cool. It would give me something to do anyway, having to try and respond intelligently. Well the weekend was fun. Hopefully this week is fun. David wants it to be fun. No boring weeks I say. I'm pretty keen for that. Well its all love. I hope everyone is happy. Cause I'm happy these days. Woo go happiness. Oh and sup Rachel! Whats a luxury beginning with V? |
18 June 2001 - Chris Sup jigity. Well today I made a forum. So go there and write stuff, cause well I have no idea why just go do it. So I can see if people actually read this page. I don't real care what you write, anything will do. Well yesterday was such a 'couple' day. It was a good as day though. We went to that crazy Sullivans Lake, which isn't really a lake. There we fed the ducks, swans and other crazy birds. Then we went to Kohi Point and looked at the view, oh how nice, then we went for a drive. Such a couple day. Oh well it was still cool. Thank you Christina for spending such a lovely day with me. I watched this crazy show on TV3 last night. Telling me that all these things I thought were scientific fact, are actually only theories. Like we are taught that dinosaurs existed 65 million years ago. This may not be true. The way they date things, could be all wrong and stuff. Which I thought, was crazy. Because if this is only just theories, then what else have I been force taught in school to believe is fact is only just a theory and may be false. Check out Nexus for more crazy stuff like this. I don't know if I want to, makes me think too much. Props to Pam, cause she talks to me during my boring unemployed days, and thinks that the word props is cool. I think I won a prize on abe:net because I knew what Props meant. I bought the new Staind album today. Pity in about a month its going to be pop music or something. Sup Canadian people, I haven't heard form you people in awhile so like diss me in the forum or something. |
19 June 2001 - Chris Today was goodo Joe, whata ya know. Started off with me waking up, looking at my rugrats watch, thinking it was 1:45pm and freaking cause I wanted to watch bands play at 12. I then figured out that the stupid watch was a bit fucked and it actually was 10:45am. Ah such fun. So the bands that played were super good. Punk rock really kicks my ass. Schree-che gives me a woody. It's all love. Funniest thing at the concert thing, "I can't jump cause of you know. Cause of your boobies? Yeah". So props to those two bands for being cool. Props to all the cool people there who did stuff, even though I didn't do much, at least I did some. Next time they better play the monkey song. So after all that goodness, and not being kicked out of school, we just hung out with crazy people. Who made me laugh a lot. Even though most of the time they were making fun of me. So thanks for a crazy afternoon peoples. It was super cool. Highlights were the crazy lady throwing bananas at a car. That was just plain mental. Sarah swallowing all the sherbet in my ice cream cone, and then falling out of the car. I got my watch fixed, well not fixed I just didn't know how to change the date and stuff, cause they didn't give the instruction booklet, not cause I'm dumb you bastards. I could have sworn the watch lady was hitting on me. She so was I tell you. David was coming up with the best lines; 'I need you to fix my watch so I know what time to pick you up tonight'. So props to Abe, David, Sarah and Rhiannon for a cool afternoon. Thanks Christina for an excellent night. My day was all good. Except I wanted to make a spaghetti Toasted sandwich tonight, but no spaghetti. So I was going to settle with ham and cheese, but we only have that crazy holy cheese. So I had to have some weird ass toasted sandwiches. I applied for my student loan today, woohoo here comes the poorness. A day is never a waste, if you're wasted all day. - SOAD. |
20 June 2001 - Chris G'day well I have found a new place to put this site. So I will be moving there slowly I guess. So go to my new site cause homestead sucks big phat dicks. - New Site - |
